Friday Funnies

friday funnies

Today I am joining my friend, Kim, for Friday Funnies!!  If you want to enjoy more funnies or have a funny of your own to share, join us at Homesteaders Heart 

Believe it or not, we have well over a foot of snow from our Blizzard still on the ground and it is currently snowing again.  The forecast is for 4-6 more inches.  I don’t know how familiar you are with Oklahoma, but this isn’t normal!!  I LOVE IT!!
Back to Friday Funnies...
I recently received an email with some stories of Children in Church and thought some of them were really funny and wanted to share!!
A little boy was in a relative’s wedding.  As he was coming down the aisle, he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd.  While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar.
So it went, step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR, all the way down the aisle.  As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the pulpit.

When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said, “I was being the Ring Bear.”

and another...
A ten-year old, under the tutelage of her grandmother, was becoming quite knowledgeable about the Bible.  Then, one day, she floored her grandmother by asking. “Which Virgin was the mother of Jesus?  The Virgin Mary or the King James Virgin?
Hope you spend your Friday laughing!!
Counting it all JOY!!


Loren said...

This is really NOT NORMAL!!!! I had to drive to OKC to pick up my honey today & we r still on our way home but I have him with me :)

Those are too cute. Love the King James Virgin LOLOL

Happy Friday :) love you!!!!!

The Real Me! said...

Oh cuteness! The King James Virgin! LOL!
Too funny.
Thanks for sharing my friend.

Beth E. said...

Love it...the King James Virgin...Hahaha!

This weather has been unreal...y'all have snow there, and we have NONE here, in the Appalachian Mountains in Virginia. Wild!

Jennifer @ Studio JRU said...

LOL so cute! What a sweet heart trying to be the ring bear. aww.
♥ Jennifer